A Woman's Prayer

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doesn�t know where to shop.

Martha Stewart doesn�t live here.

If at first you don�t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.

When a child is born, so is a grandmother.

Never be so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.

Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.

Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Or do without.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

You may smoke, just take your butt outside.

Forget love, I�d rather fall in chocolate.

Work like you don�t need the money. Dance as if no on were watching. Love like you�ve never been hurt.

Dance as if no on were watching. Sing as if no one were listening. And live every day as if it were your last.

I don�t repeat gossip so listen carefully.

Give a man an ...

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car.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

Old age ain�t no place for sissies.

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. A woman must do what he can�t.

The phrase �working mother� is redundant.

Every time I close the door on reality I comes in through the windows.

35 is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

I try to take on day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

If you can�t be a good example, then you�ll just have to be a horrible warning.

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

So many men. So few who can afford ...

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